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The government department responsible for "scare stories pulled out of my backside" issues warning that a massive geomagnetic storm is headed Earth's way. The "headline pulled from my backside" gives the usual "headlines from backsides warnings"; ie,media and communications disruption and mobile network damage and/or blackouts. No reports as to whether the "scare story pulled from my backside" is accurate or, as suspected by many, just another "scare story pulled from my backside".