BBC News (6pm + 10pm) is funny. Man in jail says it's not nice enough story here (in other stories, it says how witnesses were shot etc... so he's not a very nice man). Hair extensions could be from Russian Prisons and Mental Institutes. A man wins 20,000 something in compensation for getting a lego figure for 3yrs service at legoland (he found it offensive). And to top that all off, on the 6 o'clock news, just as a large woman leaves a building behind the presenter, the presenter says "Fat chance of that..."