Thursday, May 25, 2006

Windows Vista? Is it pants? How pants?

"Windows Vista Starter - Because of the unprecedented pirating of Microsoft Windows, this low priced version offers a legal alternative to using unauthorized copies. It will be severely limited, for example only allowing a user to launch at most, three applications with a user interface at once, will not accept incoming network connections, and physical memory is limited to 256 MB." From here.

Double-U-Tee-efff? In the words of Ali G: What the Chuff is that? (in reference to a wildebeast) Okay, I can accept that someone may only wish to use a couple of programs, say Email, Internet and Word maybe, although that would be majorly annoying, "sorry you can't open your mp3 playing software, because you already have too many programs open", but limiting phsical memory to 256mb? are they [microsoft] the most retarded company in the world? do they wish to make every computer in the world into the slowest thing ever?

And Windows Vista Beta 2 Sucks - I'm thinking that we need a pants rating like for example, seriously sucky, worst thing ever, would be a pants rating of 10, and a pants rating of 1 would be "this product is somewhat pants". 5 would be "this product is pure pants".

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