have you seen this? it's a J2EE development platform, based on a mini-itx VIA EPIA board/cpu running "a pre-installed copy of SUN's J2SE 5.0 platform, while the underlying operating system choices are Sun's Solaris 10, with either CDE or JDS3 preconfigured" - now if this isn't one of the freaky-est computer available, then I don't know what is.