- They claim to have worked out the Google PageRank algorithm which you can read here.
- Ford have "rediscovered" cars. Makes you wonder what they've been doing all these years? Making "Kars"? bbc news, new lego jeep.
- in other important news Britney Spears got married! and now wants the marriage Anulled after only 48hours!.

- crikey the world has gone mad today, make sure you're sitting down: no-one warned him about the danger posed by an avocado.... the unripened avocado he was trying to cut slipped and he lost control of his kitchen knife. bbc news - chef suing for £25k "He claims he had been shown how to cut the fruit, but had not been told the avocado might not be ripe." ... "The court action states that the restaurant was busy and he had already cut 12 avocados without problem before tackling the unlucky 13th." ... "he claims the hotel was responsible for the injury because he had not been trained fully or warned that the accident could happen." does he want some kind of warning on life, otherwise he'll sue? warning, when using a knife, if you use it improperly you could end up cutting your finger, toe, ear, leg, nose, and other parts of your body off, in fact, why not sue knife manufacturers for every knife they've ever made for the inherant danger they pose to people's lives!?