And in other weird news that might just about be related: Food in prisons is better than food in schools link. Dyslexics are more likely to be millionaires, (link) suggesting either a link to diet and success or a link to schools being generally worse for you than prizons.
Of course maybe millionaire dyslexics should keep slum dwellers and release all the tigers back into the wild where they can get on with eating children.
I guess everyone wants their cake without the fat or the worry of whether this burger may contain traces of big-cat.